¡Adiós Republicanos! The thought of going to the O.C. GOP Central Committee and having to hang out with the likes of Curt Pringle, Cunningham, John Lewis, Mike Schroeder, Whitacre, Rosie Avila, Tan Nguyen, Trung Nguyen, Dave Gilliard, Jon Fleischman, et al frankly makes me sick. Tell you what guys, you can have your party. I have had enough of the lot of you.
I am declaring myself a Free Man. The fastest growing bloc of voters does not hue to any party. I am talking of course about DTS (Decline to State) voters. That is what I am going to do. Scott, if you are reading this, please consider it my resignation from the O.C. GOP Central Committee.