The “technobabble” written by the “hacker” is (intentionally) hilarious … and the politician’s staffer has no clue. :)

Going Postal

From: Todd Shriber (
Date: Wed, 9 Aug 2006 12:58:29 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Question for you or other Attrition members

Lyger - I came across for the first
time. I enjoyed the site though I am not an expert
with computers. That brings me to my next point: I
need to urgently make contact with a hacker that would
be interested in doing a one-time job for me. The pay
would be good. I'm not sure what exactly the job would
entail with respect to computer jargon, but I can go
into rough detail upon making contact with a
candidate. Thanks for your help.
From: Todd Shriber (
To: security curmudgeon (
Date: Wed, 9 Aug 2006 14:21:36 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Re: Question for you or other Attrition members

I can supply all that. Forgive what I assume is dumb
question, but what are pigeons? I know you're not
talking about the bird.

--- security curmudgeon  wrote:

> : What would you or anyone else need from me to see
> if you could it?
> For starters, college name, full name, and whatever
> number they track you
> by. Student ID or SS# or whatever else.
> And, are there pigeons on campus?
From: security curmudgeon (
To: Todd Shriber (
Date: Wed, 9 Aug 2006 17:30:44 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: Question for you or other Attrition members

: Wow, I feel dumb now. I honestly cannot rember if there were pigeons on
: campus or not. A lot of crazy squirrels, but I can't remember pigeons.
: Just for my own edification, why do you need to know that? I'll find out
: for you.

Hey, squirrels work fine. First, let's be clear. You are soliciting me to
break the law and hack into a computer across state lines. That is a
federal offense and multiple felonies. Obviously I can't trust anyone and
everyone that mails such a request, you might be an FBI agent, right?

So, I need three things to make this happen:

1. A picture of a squirrel or pigeon on your campus. One close-up, one
with background that shows buildings, a sign, or something to indicate you
are standing on the campus.

2. The information I mentioned so I can find the records once I get into
the database.

3. Some idea of what I get for all my trouble.

Frankly, I expect the FBI to come knocking at the “hackers” door, after some congress-critter calls for their arrest. This would be extremely silly, but the like has happened before.